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jack\ sparrow
1. (jack sparrow) (588↑, 44↓)
A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.

To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.

2. (jack sparrow) (474↑, 43↓)
the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...

"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"

3. (Jack Sparrow) (361↑, 39↓)
Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man\! Sexiest man on the planet Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane And lets not forget his eyeliner\!

*slap* Not sure I deserved that *slap* I may have deserved that *slap* That one I deserved But why is the rum gone? Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for Now bring me that horizon

Author: Jack's pirate girl http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/483878
4. (jack sparrow) (290↑, 27↓)
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you. 1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.) 2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.

Daft like Jack... A bloody pirate, a scallywag\!

Author: Bloom_and_Depp_luva http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/281129
5. (jack sparrow) (245↑, 26↓)
The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.

dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs

6. (jack sparrow) (189↑, 20↓)
The best Pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (Sexiest too...)

Jack Sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.

Author: Akki "Sword" Sparrow http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/199988
7. (jack sparrow) (177↑, 15↓)
1. Captain of the Black Pearl 2. Completely insane, in a brilliant way Daft like Jack
8. (jack sparrow) (108↑, 10↓)
A fictional pirate from the adventure film "Pirates of the caribbean." Portrayed by Johnny Depp. Part of the inspiration for Jack sparrow, says Johnny, was Pepe le piu and Keith Richards. He has a saunter and a generally camp way of being. The character of Jack sparrow is a rougish, dishonest man who's willing to do anything to get his way. His sole ambition in life is to get back "The black pearl" a ship he was captain of until a mutiny in which his older first mate took over the ship. They marooned him on an island and left him to rot, lukily for Jack the island was a stop for rum smugglers. After spending three days on the beach drinking said rum he bartered passage off the island. He then made his way to Tortuga and met a young fishing girl called Anamaria. He also gained himself a reputation at the local brothel albeit a not very good one, at least not with Scarlet and Gisselle. Still I'm sure Jack was a very steady customer. Eventually he stole Anamaria's boat "The jolly mon" and sailed to the neighboring Port royal. It was then his intention to commondere a ship, find himself a crew in Tortuge rape, pilage plunder and other wise pilfer his weasly black guts out. This is the point where the film starts. Jack sparrow is far more than has been written by drooling fan-girls. He is a hilarious and colourfull character whom is worth far more than "He ish soooo hawt\! *Drool*" posts.

"When you left me on that god forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing; I'm captain Jack sparrow\!"

9. (jack sparrow) (110↑, 13↓)
A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow\!"

10. (jack sparrow) (96↑, 12↓)
the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many\! "But why has the Rum gone?\!" "savvy" "but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow\!" "you need to get yourself a girl, mate" "You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow\!"

Author: Pirate Kate "Sparrow" http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/275049
11. (Jack Sparrow) (87↑, 16↓)
The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite\!\!

"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean\!\!" *5 min later* "He's the best Pirate of the Caribean\!\!"

12. (Jack Sparrow) (86↑, 23↓)
WHERE DO I START?\!\! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?" "...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..." "Will, nice hat\!"

13. (Jack Sparrow) (63↑, 18↓)
A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.

Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it\!

14. (Jack Sparrow) (50↑, 9↓)
Johnny Depp at his finest...and thats saying alot. The character is timeless and one of the best created that I've ever seen. Will: This is either madness, or brillance. Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coinside. Now as long as your just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these...what a man can do, and what a man can't do. Will: You ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you. Jack: Then thats not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it.

Jack Sparrow rocks my socks\!

15. (jack sparrow) (40↑, 8↓)
free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

16. (Jack Sparrow) (35↑, 5↓)
Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do\!

Some things Jack Sparrow says: "Cotton's parrot....same question" "you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you\!?" "the rum is gone\!why is the rum gone?"

Author: \jack\ sparrowRikki\jack\ sparrow http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/1819642
17. (jack sparrow) (35↑, 6↓)
Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever\! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great\!

Johnny Depp

Author: Captian Jack Sparrow Lover http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/199641
18. (Jack Sparrow) (34↑, 8↓)
One word: hot.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho\!

19. (jack sparrow) (52↑, 27↓)
The hottest, sexiest, coolest guy you never met.

"You're forgetting one very important thing mate, im Captain Jack Sparrow." "You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow." "But where is the rum?"

Author: Tali Snake-Sparrow http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/374616
20. (jack sparrow) (41↑, 16↓)
jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate

"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that\!"

21. (jack sparrow) (33↑, 9↓)
THE hottest sexiest most wonderful pirate EVER, the HOTTEST guy n eyeshadow, the finest all around\!

*why is the rum gone?? *If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Author: I Luv Johnny Depp http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/273843
22. (jack sparrow) (29↑, 7↓)
The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him\!

She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman\! Jack:Why is the rum gone Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc. Jack:But why is the rum gone? I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all\!

23. (Jack Sparrow) (32↑, 11↓)
1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy. 2. Makes the best quotes ever. 3. Brilliant/mad. [daft] 4. A rum-soaked piiirate. [pirate]

1. "Daft like Jack" 2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"

Author: deppths of johnny http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/362226
24. (Jack Sparrow) (32↑, 13↓)
My Sexay mofo\! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking [sexy], and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings\! Drinks all around\!

Author: Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/414993
25. (jack sparrow) (23↑, 4↓)
the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas\!\!\!\!\!\!\! .. o and will too. BUT I LUV JACK\!\!\!

" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way\! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves\!" "..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"

Author: Charlie (i'm a grl...that would be freaky if i was a guy..) http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/351247
26. (jack sparrow) (53↑, 35↓)
SEXXIEST man ever the GREATEST hes SEXXY,HOT,FUNNY, & everything else GREAT

theres 1 thing you forgot mate i'm Captian Jack Sparrow\!\!\!

27. (jack sparrow) (24↑, 8↓)
The coolest person ever who is really cool, really hot, really funny, really smart, reallly hot/sexy/cool all around\! ^_^

Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow

Author: Insane, Johnny Depp osessed fan-girl http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/195187
28. (Jack Sparrow) (20↑, 5↓)
The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy \#1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow. Guy \#2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

29. (Jack Sparrow) (18↑, 5↓)
The best pirate to sail the horizon\!\!\! the most humorous of the lot\!\! the sexiest of the lot ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow\!\!\!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

30. (jack sparrow) (22↑, 9↓)
Jack Sparrow...... HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????? makes piracy romantic\!\!\! i bet potc2 is gunna crap it up with his children and father...

'Elizabeths safe just like i promised, shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised and you get to die for her like you promised...so we're all men of our word really...except Elizabeth, as she is, in fact, a woman...'

31. (Jack Sparrow) (11↑, 1↓)
the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.

Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.

32. (Jack Sparrow) (11↑, 1↓)
A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. " "Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?" "You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? " "Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something\!" "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? " "Why is the rum always gone?" -Jack Sparrow

33. (jack sparrow) (18↑, 8↓)
the neatest,sexiest,funniest guy on earth

"but why is the rum gone"?

34. (Jack Sparrow) (18↑, 9↓)
Jack is cunning, witty and a little bit drunk. He is shoor of his self and determined to mett is goal.

"But why is the rum gone?" "So... I ask you: Can you seal under a comand of a pirate?" "Hair... From my back." "If you were looking by a chance to tell her that you love her, mate. That was it."

35. (Jack Sparrow) (25↑, 16↓)
A very sexy pirate\! i love him\!

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.

36. (jack sparrow) (10↑, 3↓)
the best/worst pirate in the Caribbean.

Do you think \{jack sparrow\} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?

Author: Whowantsabodymassage http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/3236655
37. (jack sparrow) (24↑, 18↓)
Jack sparrow is the most hottest guy ever. At first i thought Orlando Bloom is hot, but when i saw Johnny Depps he is the most hottest thing alive. I love his tan, i love Jacks personality, he is soo fine, he is better then anyhot ass guy i've seen. Jack sparrows accent is the best, i just ove everything about him, he is soo damn sexy and hot, he is making me having orgasms just looking at him. He is sooo the best.

Johnny Depp

38. (jack sparrow) (12↑, 7↓)
Character played by Johnny Depp in the [Pirates of the Carribbean] film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands. An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a [pirate]. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum. A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at [Hot Topic]. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.

14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG\! I like, heart Jack Sparrow\! He rocks my socks off\! Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.

39. (jack sparrow) (19↑, 16↓)
every thing under the sun and more and the sexest man alive don't for get that too

two beauitful men in one Sex body

40. (Jack Sparrow) (0↑, 4↓)
A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard 2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas. 1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker? 2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard\!

41. (Jack Sparrow) (5↑, 9↓)
While having intercourse, tie your pubes together with someone else making it look like jack sparrow's beard

i really loved having a jack sparrow

42. (Jack Sparrow) (5↑, 10↓)
While you're doing a [wench] from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "[Savvy]\!?"

Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night. Dude \#2 : Yeah? How'd that go? Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.

Author: lolololololololololwtf http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/2874706
43. (jack sparrow) (5↑, 10↓)
Captian Morgan, Jack Daniels, and Coca-Cola mixed drink

I'll take an Irish Carbomb and a Jack Sparrow.

Author: Mitch Lyons, Wally Gray http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/2617455
44. (Jack Sparrow) (19↑, 26↓)
jack sparrow is soooooooooo hot\!\!\!\! he is so smart, cool, hot, and hilarious\! but he's also drunk, bad and dishonest, but who cares hey, hes hot\!

i'm hot\!

Author: jack sparrow lover http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/393241
45. (jack sparrow) (25↑, 34↓)
The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.

"Human hair. From me back."

46. (Jack Sparrow) (3↑, 18↓)
A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, my girlfriend and I went home and I gave her a Jack Sparrow.

Author: Captain Jack Sparrow Himself http://jack-sparrow.urbanup.com/2843680
47. (jack sparrow) (34↑, 56↓)
The worst pirate we have ever seen.

But we have heard of him\!

48. (jack sparrow) (10↑, 78↓)
A [rat] or [weasel], if you prefer, wearing eyeliner.

Jack Sparrow, that eyeliner-wearing sea-rat wannabe\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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